US Politics Mafia [Over]

[realDonaldTrump (Donald J. Trump)]

Politics has never been this fast! When it is…that should be your first clue that things are not working.

Ah well. Mitch “@M2h” McConnell had to go. Their throat sac couldn’t save them from a lynch, and they were dispatched in short order, still screaming lines about “The Republic” that could have been confused for Star Wars.

Confused, hoping it was over and the run of the Illuminati was over, you all went to bed anxious.

And yet when morning came, another of your number was missing, found dead of 17 simultaneous forms of cancer.

@StarV StarVBG died, and when day dawned, @Nanook simply peeled off his mask of Ilhan Omar, and shot AOC in her Ben Shapiro-hating face, becoming the sole survivor and therefor god emperor of the newly minted United States of Nanook and Illuminati.

The Illuminati consisting of @Sloonei @Ellibereth and @Nanook Win!

The loyal Patriots consisting of @ActionDan @ErikaFurudo @Dab @Key @M2H @Seththeking @Andresvmb @StarV lose!

[ActionDan]

Tsk tsk

[Ellibereth (Elli)]

EARLY WARNING, KEEP THE POSTGAME FRIENDLY

Actually fuck it, going to test something.

1. No unsolicited criticism of people’s play at all, congratulations/gg’s/etc. only.

2. If you’re open to feedback state clearly you are (and indicate public or private). If someone hasn’t indicated they want feedback don’t provide any.

3. There are some things in the game that I thought were good example of what were and weren’t over the line #friendly/policy wise, will highlight those in a bit when I have time.

[chesskid3]

Private topics available here:

The Supreme Court!

Hey welcome to the hallowed halls of justice! We have: @Andresvmb - Brett Kavanaugh @StarV - Ruth Bader Ginsburg This PT will be open in the Pregame, and at Night. Each Night, I will present to you all the cases that have reached the Supreme court. Before the end of night, you will need to vote on them. There are currently an even number of you and we don’t like ties, so it requires a majority of the votes cast to strike down an appealed law. I.e. if you split your votes, the law stands. …

House of Representatives

Hey welcome to the House of Representatives! We have some members! @Dab - Devin Nunes @Sloonei - Adam Schiff @Key - Alexandra Ocassisoso Cortez @Seththeking - Nancy Pelosi @Nanook - Ilhan Omar This PT will be open during Days, and in the pregame! You will find in your role PMs some possible legislation. If you have any questions about what you are allowed to change in the legislation (usually I put it in brackets, like a name), please ask privately in your role PM thread with me. Each …

The Senate!

Hey welcome to the Senate! We have some members! @Ellibereth - Chuck Grassley @M2H - Mitch McConnell @ErikaFurudo - Bernie Sanders @ActionDan - Elizabeth Warren This PT will be open during the Days, as well as the pregame. As Moscow Mitch is the head of your order, it will be up to them what legislation is presented for voting. Any legislation to be presented for vote in the Senate must be presented with at least 24 hours left in the day, though in the event of a hammer or such, it will …

Illuminati HQ!

Hey you guys are the Illuminati! I am too but SHHHHH we can’t tell anyone. You guys have a few factional abilities! Trump Breaks ties in the Senate. If it’s a tie, I’ll break it. I know it’s supposed to be Pence but he’s busy and I’m here so. Just let me know how you want me to vote thanks guys! You know that M2H is Mitch McConnell! You also know they have a 1-shot Bulletproof Vest! Wow! Very Cool! You can also give Ruth Bader Ginsburg a randomly selected form of cancer from WebMD on a…

[StarV (NotanAxehole)]

Nanook played well, i think M2H and Dab could have made it harder for him though 🤷

[chesskid3]

Potential legislation:

On another topic

Hey Sloonei! You’re Adam Schiff. Might not look like Illuminati, but he is! It’s all in the eyes.

In addition to your factional abilities, check out what you’ve got! Wow, 4 different things you can propose! So Cool!

Legislation you may propose:

• Orange man bad, [name] good. Confirms [name] as town publically. If this becomes law and is untrue, Schiff-man dies. If he is already dead nothing will happen either way.
• America Loves Watching Me! The game thread will receive a watcher results on Schiff-Man the night this is codified into law.
• Confronting the Threat of Domestic Terrorism Act by determining how many scum are in the game!
• Safe Hydration is an American Right in Energy Development Act of 2019 and kindly requesting everyone in the game to be careful while drinking and be sure to drink water and not just soda (Does Nothing)

On another topic

Hey Seth! Wow you look great for a 300 year old! You are also a true American Patriot, and not some Illuminati Scum!

Looks like you’ve got 3 pieces of legislation you can propose, as well as 1 ability!

Legislation you may propose:

• To designate the facility of the United States Postal Service located at 8520 Michigan Avenue in Whittier, California, as the “Jose Ramos Post Office Building” and to designate [name] as a 1-shot tracker
• To designate the facility of the United States Postal Service located at 21701 Stevens Creek Boulevard in Cupertino, California, as the “Petty Officer 2nd Class (SEAL) Matthew G. Axelson Post Office Building”. And to designate [name] as a 1-shot watcher
• American Dream and Promise Act of 2019 and make [Player] sing the National Anthem with every post, or write one 300 word monologue about the American Dream [Nancy Pelosi’s choice when submitting the bill]

Powers you have:

WHAT TIME IS IT? IMPEACHMENT TIME! From the moment that you declare this, the House of Representatives becomes a dog-and-pony show for the rest of the day, and no legislation may be proposed or voted on until the next game day. But you’re totally doing it with the best of intentions I’m sure.

On another topic

Hey Dab! Welcome to US Politics Mafia! You’re this guy, Devin Nunes!

You’ve got 2 pieces of legislation you can propose, and one ability! Cool! You are also a true American Patriot, and not some Illuminati Scum!

Legislation you may propose:

• Tulare Youth Recreation and Women’s History Enhancement Act because Women’s History definitely should be re-enacted am I right? In honor of this, have a day where only the women’s votes will count in the House, Senate and Supreme Court! For lynching votes still count as usual though because Men own violence obviously.

• Employer Relief Act of 2018 you know, because EmployERS are the ones with money problems amirite? Healthcare is too expensive and a burden for small businesses to provide their employers. Let them inject cake! Yeah fuck you this does nothing. You do nothing you worthless waste of space.

Abilities:
Lev Parnas? Who? I’ve never spoken to that man before in my life: Renounce your seat in the house of representations and become your alter Ego Devin Moones, a simple farmer from Tulare with a whoooole lotta cows that go MOOOOO and need milking.

Each night you can pick someone and they have to visit you, whether or not they have abilities. If they are using abilities, those abilities will all be used on you. If you do this, you will be removed from the house of representatives chat immediately. Must be used during the daytime.

On another topic

What’s up my boy Nooky! Looks like you’re an Illuminati! But you can propose 4 pieces of legislation and have 1 passive ability! Cool!

• Suns Out, Burkinis Out! Mandate Burkas, Niqabs and Hijabs for all! Also teach a course to educate people about the very important functional and cultural differences between these three garments so they can be as politically correct as possible and give [name] a body double that acts as a 1-shot bulletproof vest since they get shot instead of them!
• To prevent the changing of regulations governing the provision of waivers under the supplemental nutrition assistance program, and for other purposes like banning the consumption of pork for all. [Name] must give a short presentation on why Pork should be banned in the USA.
• Homes for All Act of 2019 and make [Name] channel their inner Oprah and build houses like my boy Jimmy C. Public Roleblock.
• DISCLOSE Act of 2018 and publically reveal all non-classified portions of [name]’s role PM. Namely their identity and any abilities they have along with possible legislation they can sponsor. For example, if used on you, it would not reveal your alignment, but would reveal your Ninja ability so I recommend against that!

Abilities:

Ninja (Passive). Yep, it’s exactly as racist as you thought. Can’t be seen on a watch or track. Can be jailbroken or roleblocked however.

On another topic

Hey Key! You get to be this badass! You are also a true American Patriot, and not some Illuminati Scum!

Looks like you’ve got 4 pieces of potential legislation you can propose!

• Bezos, are you listening? I could be your next Wife! And then I will tax you Billions in a different way but think about how jealous Ben Shapiro will be!!! Let’s take over Amazon and put it to work for the people! (All non-killing actions chosen to be taken by a person (not to be confused with public actions like the Barriers to Suicide Act, for example)) the night this goes into effect are super effective. In fact, they’re so effective they can all be done twice even if they are a 1-shot ability! Wow! Amazon!)
• Homeless Youth Menstrual Product Access Act of 2019 and force [name] to issue a public apology for their menstrual rage
• A Just Society: The Mercy In Re-entry Act and allow [name] to linger in thread for the day following their death
• Barriers to Suicide Act of 2019 and put [name] in protective custody for a night. [Public Jailkeep. If Used on Supreme Court Member, they cannot participate that night].

[Ellibereth (Elli)]

Actually fuck it, going to test something.

1. No unsolicited criticism of people’s play at all, congratulations/gg’s/etc. only.

2. If you’re open to feedback state clearly you are (and indicate public or private). If someone hasn’t indicated they want feedback don’t provide any.

3. There are some things in the game that I thought were good example of what were and weren’t over the line #friendly/policy wise, will highlight those in a bit when I have time.

[Key]

Confused, hoping it was over and the run of the Illuminati was over, you all went to bed anxious.

very accurate

good job scum, especially Clem

[chesskid3]

Thanks for playing everyone!

[chesskid3]

but also screw you guys for never proposing troll legislation

[Key]

Dab did

[StarV (NotanAxehole)]

I’m not interested in criticism or improving my play

[chesskid3]

yeah but his didn’t give anyone a PR

[chesskid3]

Homeless Youth Menstrual Product Access Act of 2019 and force [name] to issue a public apology for their menstrual rage

come on Key! I even defined it for you!

[Key]

I would have proposed menstrual rage if we could have proposed more than one a day tbh

[chesskid3]

I expected a massclaim of legislation to be forced in the House tbh. And then a plan to be concocted with intentionally delaying legislation so everything hit on super nights 2 and 4.

[Nanook (Clem)]

I went over the line a couple times early in the game, for which I sincerely apologize.

Fwiw my frustration was genuine and not indicative of alignment.

[Andresvmb (Andrés)]

I’m always open to improvement and criticism, so I’m not going to complain if anything is said about me.

Good job Scum Team. I think Clem played fantastic. Policy lynch next time maybe?