Hey you guys are the Illuminati! I am too but SHHHHH we can’t tell anyone.
You guys have a few factional abilities!
Trump Breaks ties in the Senate. If it’s a tie, I’ll break it. I know it’s supposed to be Pence but he’s busy and I’m here so. Just let me know how you want me to vote thanks guys!
You know that M2H is Mitch McConnell! You also know they have a 1-shot Bulletproof Vest! Wow! Very Cool!
You can also give Ruth Bader Ginsburg a randomly selected form of cancer from WebMD on alternate nights starting from either night 1 or night 2. If Ruth Develops cancer on Night X, she cannot vote on items appealed to the Supreme Court during the following Day.
You may also instruct the DoJ to appeal existing legislation to the supreme court. If no selection is made, a randomly selected cosmetic one (i.e. not the 19th amendment) will be used based on Trump’s whims. This appeal will be made at twilight in either case, without time for the thread to discuss what the supreme court should do.
Here’s some options:
The 19th Amendment (Vanillize all women and remove them from their Congress/Supreme Court Private Topics and strip them of all power)
Repeal Roe vs. Wade (nothing actually happens except a lot of outrage)
Death Row Inmates v. US. (US Government saves millions per year, uses it to finance Elon Musk Tanks for US Army and prepare for war with China)
Trump vs. IRS (It’s been a red herring all along!)
[your suggestion here they’re just memes]