We were promised to get an immediate role.
Did you take out bamboozle insurance
That costs 652500$ and our company can’t afford that yet.
chesskid have you figured out our hydra name
CheDS or gtfo
Dear citizens, this is a friendly reminder that the impatient and obtuse citizens get screwed.
Thank you.
i’ll join this after the smorgasbord of ongoings end lmao
booty booty yeah
Citizens, please tune into our station in order hear the sweetest voice in all of Nightvale. Far superior to any station from Desert Bluffs. Today we are happy to announce young Timmy the intern was found. Unfortunately, he was torn in half and nailed to lamp post in front of city hall.
When his friends and family went to collect the body, the instruction manual for their hammer spontaneously burst into flames that is… According to the Sheriff’s secret police.
Funeral arrangements were made, but there was no one left to attend. It seems that nobody cares about poor little Tony anymore. We at the station did our very best to send our condolences to the family, unfortunately, the budget has gotten a little tight recently, and we could not afford the letter.
And now, the weather.
yeah fuck tony
Gonna out I think.
/out
Whyyy
Has this started?
No, no one joining. We need someone who has more influence to rep it 
It’s dead, Jim
how many people does this need