Police Precinct

Yeah, for sure.

It goes without saying, I hope, that each of you should grab a different menu.

If only such guarantees could be made in life. You will get the actual description of the drink once your order has been placed.

Oh yeah, and no orders till N1.

can i get a menu

Which one?

beer

Here is your menu, it appears as though the owner replaced all of the ingredients with stupid little quips… Maybe they mean something?

Beer Menu
Belgian Ale
The nectar of the gods.

Red Ale
Makes you feel like a true champion.

Pale Ale
Stay a while, your suburban significant other will not be upset if you come back late.

Pilsner
You’re litterally not good at anything. You had one %#$!ing job.

Lager
Drink, it’ll ease the pain.

Stout
You are a fixture of this establishment

White Beer
You probably brought your big brother with you.

Wheat Beer
Medicinal, like the golden fields of Saskatchewan.

I’ll take a whiskey menu please

Here is your menu, it appears as though the owner replaced all of the ingredients with stupid little quips… Maybe they mean something?

Whiskey Menu
Whiskey Sour
So really, you’re telling me that you wanted a cocktail?
~
Old Fashioned
So you’re that old fashioned detective that tells people they like their liquor straight up? You $#%^ing fraud.
~
Irish Whiskey
I bet you were a follower in college too.
~
Scotch
A refined taste. We have that of shoe leather and diesel
~
Bourbon
I’d rather be dead
~
Rye
Ok there, ya creepy old man.

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Gasp

I’m thinking that patrons can order drinks while power roles can’t

@Srceenplay odds you push me for not voting in my second post?

Can do it for the memes.

I’m definitely not hammering this game.

Unless I can hammer then I will. Maybe get lucky and hit lost wolf.

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Should we all be on quin?

I’m not

Do you want me to be

Still kinda random unless you have meta

I’m dumb

I somehow forgot I was on laser lol