Hey everyone! I am looking forward to playing an excellent game with you all.
First of all, I would ask that you all fill out this short personality quiz so that everyone can get to know each other a little better!
When you knock on somebody’s door, what do you say?
a) Knock knock!
b) Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ?
c) POLICE! OPEN UP!!
d) All of the above.
Do you like doughnuts?
a) Not really, but I do like Hurtz Doughnuts.
b) Yes, but not the stale ones at my church group.
c) I exclusively eat doughnuts.
d) All of the above.
How do you feel about justice?
a) I love when it’s just us.
b) God will smite the unjust so I don’t have to worry about it.
c) I am justice muthafucka!
d) All of the above.
What is your first reaction when you meet a criminal?
a) Check whether he’s smooth.
b) Tell him that he will burn in Hell eternal if he doesn’t repent.
c) STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE. YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT.
d) All of the above.
What is your first reaction when you meet a black man?
a) Never go back.
b) Oh that’s George from my church.
c) Shoot two warning shots at his chest and head.
d) All of the above.
Thank you all for taking the time to complete this quick survey. This is going to be a great game!!