M16 Game Thread

[bepwei]

I think this posted because I’m a mod on M451. Please disregard this message.

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Original message:

@Squirrel2412

Im not a pr

4-13 draft

I dont think this comes from scum

(sorry bepwei it’s more fair to leave it in)

[gellnick (that random guy on discord)]

Vote Count

JKBear331 (6): Squirrel2412, Ari_2412, cattypaws_f, Arete, orangeandblack5, bepwei
Squirrel2412 (4): GoalkeeperBoss, k.aylee2412, Quin, EricKline
Arete (2): clonedcheese, laserlab
Squirrell2412 (1): JKBear331

Not Voting (2): TheFlash, GTacc

@JKBear331 has been eliminated. Please hold for flip and flavor (F&F).

Thank you Orange for undeleting the message.

[gellnick (that random guy on discord)]

End of Day 2.

Jedi Master Yoda was leading several droids into battle, including JKBear331. Suddenly, Darth ----- appeared out of nowhere, and attacked the Jedi forces. JKBear331 attempted to attack, but suddenly he was surprised by a Imperial TIE Bomber, which flew into him, lifting him off the ground and into space. Luckily, JKBear331 was a droid, so he was just fine. He was flown into the main hangar bay of the ISC Eric Kline, which turned out to be undocking an Imperial EricH-class Shuttle. However, as JKBear331 touched the deck, which was a randomly occuring infinite improbability portal, he suddenly and completely randomly turned into a cow, which was lucky since the Emperor’s right hand man, the Imperial Jester, had a taste for fresh milk.

@JKBear331 was a Republic Droid!

Republic Droid

You have no special powers.

You win when the Empire and the Separatist have been eliminated.

[gellnick (that random guy on discord)]

Day 3 Start.
Jedi Master Yoda was inspecting the battle droids to ensure they had no major operating system errors, like what had happened with the Windows 10-powered droids of the Old Republic, where the choice of using Windows 10 as an operating system was one of many fatal errors that caused the Republic droids to defect to the Separatist faction. However, when inspecting orangeandblack5, who was standing next to @EricKline, Yoda found an odd message:

The Message

“Good evening," it lowed and sat back heavily on its haunches, "I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body? It harrumphed and gurgled a bit, wriggled its hind quarters into a more comfortable position and gazed peacefully at them.

Its gaze was met by looks of startled bewilderment from Arthur and Trillian, a resigned shrug from Ford Prefect and naked hunger from Zaphod Beeblebrox.

“Something off the shoulder perhaps?” suggested the animal. “Braised in a white wine sauce?”

“Er, your shoulder?” said Arthur in a horrified whisper.

“But naturally my shoulder, sir,” mooed the animal contentedly, “nobody else’s is mine to offer.”

Zaphod leapt to his feet and started prodding and feeling the animal’s shoulder appreciatively.

“Or the rump is very good,” murmured the animal. “I’ve been exercising it and eating plenty of grain, so there’s a lot of good meat there.” It gave a mellow grunt, gurgled again and started to chew the cud. It swallowed the cud again.

“Or a casserole of me perhaps?” it added.

“You mean this animal actually wants us to eat it?” whispered Trillian to Ford.

“Me?” said Ford, with a glazed look in his eyes. “I don’t mean anything.”

“That’s absolutely horrible,” exclaimed Arthur, “the most revolting thing I’ve ever heard.”

“What’s the problem, Earthman?” said Zaphod, now transferring his attention to the animal’s enormous rump.

“I just don’t want to eat an animal that’s standing there inviting me to,” said Arthur. “It’s heartless.”

“Better than eating an animal that doesn’t want to be eaten,” said Zaphod.

“That’s not the point,” Arthur protested. Then he thought about it for a moment. “All right,” he said, “maybe it is the point. I don’t care, I’m not going to think about it now. I’ll just … er …”

The Universe raged about him in its death throes.

“I think I’ll just have a green salad,” he muttered.

“May I urge you to consider my liver?” asked the animal, “it must be very rich and tender by now, I’ve been force-feeding myself for months.”

“A green salad,” said Arthur emphatically.

“A green salad?” said the animal, rolling his eyes disapprovingly at Arthur.

“Are you going to tell me,” said Arthur, “that I shouldn’t have green salad?”

“Well,” said the animal, “I know many vegetables that are very clear on that point. Which is why it was eventually decided to cut through the whole tangled problem and breed an animal that actually wanted to be eaten and was capable of saying so clearly and distinctly. And here I am.”

It managed a very slight bow.

“Glass of water please,” said Arthur.

“Look,” said Zaphod, “we want to eat, we don’t want to make a meal of the issues. Four rare steaks please, and hurry. We haven’t eaten in five hundred and seventy-six thousand million years.”

The animal staggered to its feet. It gave a mellow gurgle.

“A very wise choice, sir, if I may say so. Very good,” it said. “I’ll just nip off and shoot myself.”

He turned and gave a friendly wink to Arthur.

“Don’t worry, sir,” he said, “I’ll be very humane.”

It waddled unhurriedly off to the kitchen.

A matter of minutes later the waiter arrived with four huge steaming steaks.”

Then, of course, orangeandblack5 experienced a fatal system error, quite possibly caused by an Imperial virus.

@orangeandblack5 was a Republic Droid!

Republic Droid

You have no special powers.

You win when the Empire and the Separatist have been eliminated.

As always, the flavor has absolutely no relevance to anything other than some slight insanity

[Arete]

Bepwei came up Empire last night

VOTE: Bepwei

[Ari_2412]

JKBear331 turned out to be a townie. His answers to my questions were very mafia aligned thinking and I didn’t think his viewpoints were in the interest for the town. Looking back in retrospect, there was no way for me to know that he was a townie.

The big info that was revealed before EoD was Arete claiming Alignment Cop. I don’t trust his claim at the moment, but I don’t want to vote him out on the chance of him being the actual alignment cop. I think he is the Tracker, and since he’s the tracker he would know there isn’t an Alignment Cop. Right before EoD, he claimed that he investigated EK, and EK was a townie. This right here means that EK and Arete have the same alignment so I’m going to

VOTE: EricKline

so I will know if I can trust Arete.

Also, I just saw that Orange was killed by the mafia. Since Arete wasn’t killed, 1 of 2 scenarios is possible:

1. Arete is a mafia and they aren’t going to kill themselves
2. Arete is a townie and the mafia are afraid of the doctor

[Arete]

I checked him because he was one of the last-minute swaps onto JK

I figured getting his alignment would be helpful for figuring out what the scum agenda near EoD was (also relevant to Squirrel’s alignment)

[Ari_2412]

Who did you investigate last night and what was their alignment?

[Arete]

I have to dip for now, don’t quickhammer, I’d like to be able to make legacy reads

[Arete]

Bepwei Empire

[Ari_2412]

I still don’t believe you’re town-aligned.

The EK flip would confirm your alignment unlike a Bepwei vote. I think a Bepwei flip means either you lied or you’re turning against another mafia to look good.

You know what, how about this:
This vote, we vote out EK. If he’s mafia, you get voted out next. Otherwise, I trust you and we vote out Bepwei next. But if we vote out Bepwei, I still don’t trust you if he turns out scum.

[Ari_2412]

@gellnick, could you update the VC?

[gellnick (that random guy on discord)]

Yep, sorry I forgot to.

@Squirrel2412
@Ari_2412
@cattypaws_f
@Arete
@bepwei
@GoalkeeperBoss
@laserlab
@TheFlash
@GTacc
@k.aylee2412
@Quin
@EricKline
@clonedcheese

Apologies for the screwup.

Vote Count

Not Voting (13) - Squirrel2412, Ari_2412, cattypaws_f, Arete, bepwei, GoalkeeperBoss, k.aylee2412, Quin, EricKline, clonedcheese, laserlab, TheFlash, GTacc

[Ari_2412]

VOTE: EricKline

[gellnick (that random guy on discord)]

Vote Count

EricKline (1): Ari_2412
bepwei (1): Arete

Not Voting (11): Squirrel2412, cattypaws_f, bepwei, GoalkeeperBoss, laserlab, TheFlash, GTacc, k.aylee2412, Quin, EricKline, clonedcheese

I should not have woken up at 7 AM this morning

[EricKline]

@Ari_2412

JKBear331 turned out to be a townie. His answers to my questions were very mafia aligned thinking and I didn’t think his viewpoints were in the interest for the town. Looking back in retrospect, there was no way for me to know that he was a townie.

The big info that was revealed before EoD was Arete claiming Alignment Cop. I don’t trust his claim at the moment, but I don’t want to vote him out on the chance of him being the actual alignment cop. I think he is the Tracker, and since he’s the tracker he would know there isn’t an Alignment Cop. Right before EoD, he claimed that he investigated EK, and EK was a townie. This right here means that EK and Arete have the same alignment so I’m going to

VOTE: EricKline

so I will know if I can trust Arete.

Also, I just saw that Orange was killed by the mafia. Since Arete wasn’t killed, 1 of 2 scenarios is possible:

1. Arete is a mafia and they aren’t going to kill themselves
2. Arete is a townie and the mafia are afraid of the doctor

Ari literally none of this makes any sense.

[EricKline]

@Arete

Bepwei came up Empire last night

VOTE: Bepwei

Even bother going a full day or should we majority?

VOTE: bepwei

[EricKline]

@Arete

I checked him because he was one of the last-minute swaps onto JK

I figured getting his alignment would be helpful for figuring out what the scum agenda near EoD was (also relevant to Squirrel’s alignment)

Why would you check bep last night and not Squirrel?

He’s the odv kill those last minute switches to JK were mad sus.

I have no idea why scumteam killed orange last night. I would have killed orange myself if I had the chance.