So there StarV was, minding his own business, eating his usual high-fibre mod-free (of course) breakfast cereal, when all of a sudden, he declares that he is the moderator! Naturally, this doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, but he does it all the same.
UNFORTUNATELY!
StarV has forgotten. The moderator does not enjoy impersonation attempts! With a soft noise that sounds like 10,000 puppies whispering “pop”, StarV is stricken from existence. Poor StarV.
StarV was lynched. He was a mafia goon.
Town wins!