Urist's Junk Mafia - Game Over

I have to admit, I am surprised you told GKB to put a bussing vote on you. You must have figured you weren’t going to get lynched there. It was a good move. Your hesitation at voting him though and only agreeing to a lynch there is what made me target you btw.

you have to contend with nanook level 3 tonight so don’t gloat too much yet :slight_smile:

I respect that you haven’t thrown in the towel yet. But you have the entire Town outside of Nanook on you and you know from the day prior that this was always set up as a 1v1 between you two. I also feel like you would be more aggressive if you really thought we were game throwing (which we would be if we were voting you as Town).

Anyway, we got a lot of help mechanically. This would have been impossible otherwise.

@Nanook, whenever you are ready, end the game please.

I’m 80% sure I can block a kill tonight, so even if this is wrong I don’t think it loses (not immediately anyways)

VOTE: Chess

@Urist

Dang I should’ve read that I can post LOL

Votecount as of post #621

chesskid3 (3): Andresvmb, GTacc, Nanook
No Lynch (1): chesskid3

Not Voting (1): GoalkeeperBoss

flip

Hi @chesskid3, you are the CD player that skips on every disc.

  • Electronic - When you die, all other players with this ability will have their other abilities upgraded.
  • Always miss a beat - At night, you may target a player to block their actions. If there is a paradox (e.g. cross-block), this ability resolves first.
    • Level 2: This ability can no longer be stopped or prevented. Also, your target will be automatically blocked on non-consecutive nights for the rest of the game.
    • Level 3: Your target is permanently blocked for the rest of the game.
  • EVIL JUNK - You are mafia with Parvati Shallow & Russel Hantz. Each night, choose one team member to perform a kill.
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chesskid3

Hi @chesskid3, you are the CD player that skips on every disc.

  • Electronic - When you die, all other players with this ability will have their other abilities upgraded.
  • Always miss a beat - At night, you may target a player to block their actions. If there is a paradox (e.g. cross-block), this ability resolves first.
    • Level 2: This ability can no longer be stopped or prevented. Also, your target will be automatically blocked on non-consecutive nights for the rest of the game.
    • Level 3: Your target is permanently blocked for the rest of the game.
  • EVIL JUNK - You are mafia with @GoalkeeperBoss & @JakeTheWolfie. Each night, choose one team member to perform a kill.
GoalkeeperBoss

Hi @GoalkeeperBoss, you are the empty PC case.

  • Garage - You have access to the Dead Player private topic.
  • Just encase - At night, you may target a player to make them untargetable. Additionally, their passive ability is disabled until the following night. You may choose to target the player who was lynched the previous day; if you do, their passive will be retroactively canceled.
  • EVIL JUNK - You are mafia with @chesskid3 & @JakeTheWolfie. Each night, choose one team member to perform a kill.
JakeTheWolfie

Hi @JakeTheWolfie, you are the carton of dried-out markers.

  • Consumable - When you die, you may gift a one-shot copy of your ability to any player. This one-shot is unblockable and won’t stop them from using another ability.
  • Living picture - At night, you may gift a player a one-shot ability. You may choose to make this gift “free”, i.e. able to be used in addition to the player’s normal ability. You may also choose whether they know who gave them the gift. The gifts will be given in this order:
    • Night 1: fruitvend
    • Night 2: jail
    • Night 3+: kill
  • EVIL JUNK - You are mafia with @chesskid3 & @GoalkeeperBoss. Each night, choose one team member to perform a kill.
Seththeking

Hi @Seththeking, you are the jar of expired tahini.

  • Consumable - When you die, you may gift a one-shot copy of your ability to any player. This one-shot is unblockable and won’t stop them from using another ability.
  • Open sesame - At night, you may target a player to protect them from kills that night and remove their vote for the following day. If they say the passphrase eleftheria i thanatos in-thread the following day, they regain their vote and become immune to your ability for the rest of the game. The passphrase is redected when you die.
  • Nice junk - You are town.
Nanook

Hi @Nanook, you are the unrecoverably-corrupted SD card.

  • Electronic - When you die, all other players with this ability will have their other abilities upgraded.
  • Corrupted Memory - At night, you may target a player to force them to attempt the same action the following night, if possible. They will be told that they are being forced into this action at the start of that night.
    • Level 2: You may choose a new target for your target’s action.
    • Level 3: They will repeat the action even if they would not otherwise be able to do so (eg if they are dead).
  • Nice junk - You are town.
GTacc

Hi @GTacc, you are the burnt-out candle.

  • Consumable - When you die, you may gift a one-shot copy of your ability to any player. This one-shot is unblockable and won’t stop them from using another ability.
  • Light the way - At night, you may track a player. The results are posted in-thread with the message, “GTacc tracked X to Y.” If another player uses this ability, they will be identified as the tracker instead of you.
  • Nice junk - You are town.
Ellibereth

Hi @Ellibereth, you are the router from my previous ISP.

  • Electronic - When you die, all other players with this ability will have their other abilities upgraded.
  • Local Arena Network - At night, you may target two players to make any of their actions that target other players in the LAN unstoppable and unredirectable.
    • Level 2: You may target up to half of the players left in the game, rounded up.
    • Level 3: You may choose to block actions instead of making them unstoppable.
  • Nice junk - You are town.
Andresvmb

Hi @Andresvmb, you are the cabinet door sans cabinet.

  • Garage - You have access to the Dead Player private topic.
  • Cabinet - At the start of the game, appoint three players other than yourself as the ministers shown below. At night, you may target a player to affect them in a way dictated by whether your ministers are alive.
    • Minister of Health: If alive, your target is protected. If dead, they are blocked.
    • Minister of Veterans Affairs: If alive, you learn whether your target was targeted by a kill this night. If dead, you learn whether they performed a kill this night.
    • Minister of Innovation, Science and Industry: If alive, your target learns how many people targeted them that night. If dead, you learn how many people they targeted (or attempted to target).
  • Nice junk - You are town.
RachQuit

Hi @RachQuit, you are the pile of dead batteries.

  • Consumable - When you die, you may gift a one-shot copy of your ability to any player. This one-shot is unblockable and won’t stop them from using another ability.
  • Overcharge - At night, you may target any number of players to learn their passive ability and allow them to continue posting in-thread during the following night. If they die prior to the following night, they’ll instead gain a bonus to their passive ability. You may only use this ability 10 times, and each player you target each night consumes one use.
  • Nice junk - You are town.
DoggoPlays

Hi @DoggoPlays, you are the box of tangled wires.

  • Garage - You have access to the Dead Player private topic.
  • Cable link - At night, you may target two players to grant them access to a private topic for the following day. In the topic, the players will be given the opportunity to trade their non-factional abilities. Both players must agree to the trade before the lynch for it to be effective. You may target dead players with this ability.
  • Nice junk - You are town.
Urist

Hi @Urist, you are the spawn of Urist.

  • Innocent children - You can’t do anything, and can’t be targeted or voted.
  • Soporific dictator - You get to choose when people wake up and go to sleep. Open and close the thread as you please.
  • Useless junk - You win if you are alive at the end of the game.

I CONSENT TO RECEIVING FEEDBACK AND/OR CRITICISM OF BOTH THE POSITIVE AND NEGATIVE VARIANTS

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Me too.

You’re literally useless junk.

Why did you create a role for yourself? Hahaha

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#rude

I think the saddest outcome out of this game is that Chess and Nanook will no longer be Masons in future games.

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I mean

I said that so I wouldn’t get NKed lolol

yay, my end game reads were more right than elli’s this game, I feel happy

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