Ladies & Gentlemen,
The early polls are in!
Ladies & Gentlemen, welcome to Fax & Friends in the morning. So glad that you could join us on our program today as we are here to discuss tonight’s election… And what a night it has been?
Right you are Bob, this election is no doubt going to be a historic vote for the great country of America. I was speaking to the leading candidate this morning and they said: “It’s not over yet”
Can you believe this guy, I mean, the level of modesty and integrity among our candidates this year, especially the lead candidate is unprecedented. Truly remarkable.
Yes, this class of presidential candidate has me simply on the edge of my seat, now to our remote correspondent on the results.
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I told you not to call me Bob on the air! My name is Roberta!
Sorry Bob, it just goes so well in a sentence… Imagine the momentum I would lose if I had to say RO-BERTH-TAAAAAAH… I wouldn’t be able to get anything out to our viewers… Our air time is already limited
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Are we still…
Here is our remote correspondent live from Afghanistan
Ahhh Roberta, ever a pleasure. I will allow you two to resolve that debate while I move onto the more pressing matters, the polls! I hear that it is not a matter of if, but when… We will certainly have a winner by the end of the night.
Right, now can you tell us about the results you are seeing in the polls and what we can expect from our new president?
You bet sister, my sources in Washington indicate that we are very close to having a result. The white house is being cleared out for the new President, once they are announced.
And how are you coming by this information? Can you tell us who is leading in the polls?
I entirely agree Roberta, it is a beautiful day here in Afghanistan and the birds are singing, they are singing of joy for this candidate… And hmm oh, this candidate as well. My sources in Washington are telling me that this candidate will almost certainly hold the White House
How about the vote counts, how are you tracking this?
Without a doubt Roberta, here let me see…
Hmm…
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Yeah…
Oh and those ones over there…
Let’s not forget Nebraska…
Aaaaand…
Ladies and Gentlemen, that was Ali Kebab, our local correspondent from Afghanistan, we’re out of time here today! Be sure to tune in next time on Fax & Friends as we continue our coverage of the Election Day results
I’m pretty sure it’s night… Election …
I swear, another word Reginald, and I’m calling in HR.
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