Pirate Themed Mafia

[proto]

Yo. Gg

[dunya (dunia)]

@proto

I dont necessarily need to find scum because all I need to do is find a confirmed town to vote for captain. I cant vote on myself, although that is ideal, because nobody else would vote for me necessarily.

but half the day is voting captain, the other half is pushing a case on who your captain should shoot.

this is a democratic ship when i’m captain!

[dunya (dunia)]

@NotMafia

Please indicate on the grid below how much milk you would like

698×699

also c2 is always the correct answer!

[dunya (dunia)]

@Key

Both proto and dunya leaning on “we would never kill Urist” feels a bit off to me. It seems like being someone they know and are presumably more at risk from, and also having it be a delayed kill so it’s not like he’s instantly gone, is more reason to kill him than not. I want to think about that some more but I need to prepare for a work call now.

so some background on me: i specced a game nanook was hosting with urist, urist came to the syndicate and specced a game i was in there. urist pays me money to sign up to his needlessly complicated mafia game here. i pay urist money to sign up to my lion king game on the syndicate.

we’ve been watching and talking about each other’s games for more than a month and never played together. so he’s like, hey, i’m signing up to this game! i’m like yay! i’ll do that too.

how’s that for context?

[proto]

Am I the only dunce who isn’t getting paid to play mafia?

[dunya (dunia)]

probably :3

[StarV (NotanAxehole)]

@proto can we make a final 3 pact? I’ll carry you to final 3 if you sheep me all game.

[proto]

@dunya why aren’t you self voting?

@StarV too soon…

[Urist]

blimey, de pox must be takin me one good eye from me, else ye scallewags be doubtin me judge o character. de ye blasted fools not see that i be callin chesskid one o me own?? yet still ye besmirch me mate’s honour. i’d keelhaul each an evry one o ye, if twere possible.

[Urist]

i be gettin close te weighin anchor tward davy jones’s locker, but i’d be bilged on me anchor if i’d not take one o ye lily-livered rapscallions along for de journey.
i be takin suggestions

[StarV (NotanAxehole)]

Ok, I just read the set up and I’m cleared from the kill target being Urist.

[proto]

Can you spell out why for plebs like me?

[chesskid3]

@Urist

i be takin suggestions

do u want from me?

[Urist]

i be takin suggestions from any hearty worth is or er grog

[dunya (dunia)]

@proto

@dunya why aren’t you self voting?

cos i’m cool, and only losers self-vote.

but honestly, 10 years of playing this game and i have rolled vig exactly once. so i dunno if i’m the best day 1 choice to blast someone to the bottom of the sea.

[dunya (dunia)]

honesty star feels mum and different here. i might shoot him if i had the gun today.

[chesskid3]

okay bad shots:
Dunya
Proto
StarV

Dusk and UFO are not both scum so that probably makes them bad shots too

[chesskid3]

bad

[StarV (NotanAxehole)]

Is it normal that after reading this list, I was like… Wait, isn’t that everyone in the game?

[StarV (NotanAxehole)]

Then I read the player list, apparently it is not.