Mall Pirate Mafia

Hey! Low hanging fruit for misvotes is my job

Fuck it, opening chorus of Flash

Yeah I saw that. Was a bit wtf.

Nah fuck that I noticed it and left it there for another town to point it out so i could get better reads or something, im still prez

  1. I donā€™t get the Capage wagon.
  2. You didnā€™t explain why you are voting for me.
  3. I have given my opinions on the DKDK wagon.

wait where?

this is most likely a scumslipā€¦

Capage has been scummy in a range of ways that have been pointed out by several people though there doesnā€™t appear to be a great meta of having to explain reads here it seems like everyone gets by with some sort of telepathy that I at least have partially honed in on.

You are just making surface level observations, everything is very level 1. You arenā€™t showing any town spice. Spice it up no spice.

I am not voting for DKDK.

Right here mate. Yes thatā€™s very likely a scumslip. A real live scumslip. This is a rare event indeed.

Youā€™re out as pres

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  1. I cannot give really detailed posts because imo the format here discourages long posts, which I normally do. And I canā€™t make very detailed reads if I donā€™t know a lot of you.
  2. On right, on Key. Why Key?
  3. Thanks for telling me.

VOTE: ActionDan
VOTE: Andresvmb
VOTE: Capage

Fuck that I am just making my own country to be president of then, enjoy your faux president

Iā€™m interning apparently, teach me your ways. Though I might not be doing so well considering I only have one vote and that got immediate pushback and no real bites

Also how the heck are you guys so optimistic about scumslips, I always assume itā€™s people justā€¦ not remembering how many mafia there are and just going with some default lol

Why Key?

Because fmpov Key hasnā€™t done anything towny and nobody seems to care, and he profiles as scum when you lock Capage in as scum and try to consider what the mafia are doing in reaction (ie. pushing on Andres and DKDK). Key appears to be voting pro Capage.

You know itā€™s funny because I am so sure thatā€™s a scumslip I am actually almost sure that heā€™s literally describing where the mafia are voting and therefore itā€™s probably actually four mafia here like I suggested in the first place was most likely.

On the voting data right now:

The 2 people most likely to die here are Andres and Capage. I am assuming that 1 of them has to be scum. If both of them are town, well we are going to have to look into DKDK. Hopefully we could get more of ActionDan.

Thing is, thatā€™s how town AKFD plays. Heā€™s still learning.

Capage (10): chesskid3, Andresvmb, nutella, UFOFever, Fatmo, DKDK, Ellibereth, MacDougall, kimpossible, AKoofD

2 voting him (AkoofD wasnā€™t here at the time) ā€¦ hmmm heā€™s voting Chesskid and Fatmo, maybe itā€™s them after all and heā€™s gone pure antispew?

1 off wagon? AkoofD? Key? Probs Key?

Eh this is all just here in case I am right so I can gloat in postgame.

2 times now I think.

is this about Capage?

Because he voted for Andres too

Come with me, and youā€™ll be, in a woooorrrrld of confirmation bias