LAPD Mafia OVER

frens can be frens, geez

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here’s your drink sir

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not in the city of los angeles police department, the city in which we are currently living right now

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let’s hope it doesn’t taste as awful as it looks

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I wonder how rainbow unicorn tastes like.

Probably not really like a rainbow unicorn.

It’s an energy drink. Red flags.

I’m sure it tastes just like normal horsie

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also i’m really glad that starv didn’t pull ye olde switcheroo and design a setup around Ladies Apple Picking Daily or something

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you guys ever try horseflesh?

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this is the city of los angeles police department, where your dreams of eating horseflesh might finally come true!!!

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omg starv isn’t in this game, i can shitpost unopposed

how did you guys like my Plant Facts With Mantis posts? would you like more? y/n/m

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i have fruit trees in my backyard which are flowering atm, hoping they turn out to be something awesome like pineapples and not something lame like regular apples

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does m stand for ā€œmoreā€ or ā€œmantisā€ because it’s a tempting option I just wanna make sure I’m clear.

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That’s not always true. Energy drinks ruin everything.

it can be whatever you want it to be

Sounds like the ad for rainbow unicorn flavor.

You could also consider moving to China, I heard they eat everything there. Dogs, horses, bats…

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I can say that, because I’m Chinese. Totally not racist.

Doggoplays should probably not move to China.

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nah man. i’m not racist or anything but chinese people are the worst

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