Oh no!
Lel.
Please vote me for President. As we all know, you don’t need the Majority Lynch to become President, so please don’t do that - I just need the votes. MAKE MAFIA451 GREAT AGAIN!! Thank you!!
VOTE: Metal Sonic
THE TRUTH! The Witch Hunt is dead. Thank you
Votecount as of post #526
Andresvmb (4): ActionDan, chesskid3, Srceenplay, Nanook
Tier (2): Tier, NotMafia
Metal Sonic (2): StarV, MetalSonic
Nanook (2): ErikaFurudo, Urist
Key (1): Duskfall98
Chesskid3 (1): Andresvmb
Not Voting (5): DS, KatyushaGB, M2H, Ellibereth, Key
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We will all stick together and WIN! Thank you StarV.
VOTE: nanook
Does ms want to be lynch? I can get behind that.
I suspect he gets elected president instead of getting lynched.
i kind of dont want to get into this game until chesskid or his slot explicitly tells me it’s okay to attempt to break my
like if i actually dont have to write like this i really dont want to but if im lovers with someone i dont want to fuck it up for them if they
or tells me it’s not okay to as well i
Okay so I’m gonna start this off by saying
FUCK YOU JOSH IF YOU EVER SEND ME KIDDIE PORN AGAIN IM REPORTING YOU TO THE FUCKING FEDS YOU SICK TWISTED FUCK. FUCK YOU."
Okay, now moving on…
You see, my name is DS the mothafuckin goat. Remember that time I claimed Mafia RoleCop and ruined those kids dreams of ever being champion?
Well that day came and then it went, and then a young man stepped to his throne in the city he called home and said to those men down on the blacktop that day words that would reverberate through the annals of the human mind across various cultures for all time. Those words which he spoke that fated day in that small American town. Those words which freed the minds of so many lost youths. Those words made that man royalty. I shall tell you the words that man spoke and his epic story now:
Once upon a time…
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said ‘You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air’
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, ‘I might as well kick it’.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they’re prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don’t think so
I’ll see when I get there
I hope they’re prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain’t trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought ‘Nah, forget it’ - ‘Yo, homes to Bel Air’
I pulled up to the house about seven or eigth
And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
I don’t think hon m you guys should be voting your cop, dick weeds.
In seriousness, I’m a PGO with a non lethal twist. Miller claim was to try and keep a possible cop alive. Unlike DS’ dumbass tho, I’m claiming my PGO so I don’t end up paralyzing a bunch of townies.
Bad
wouldnt ascetic have been the better fakeclaim if you’re a
either way yeah i dont want to vote that claim, gonna decide who to
I don’t know what ascetic is, so…maybe idk