looks at the bomb crater
Elli is known to be rude
Little known fact Rihanna titled rude boy after him cause heâs, well, a rude boy
daykilling someone who was gonna get lynched anyway is some big brain shit
VOTE: Nanook
Little brain good big brain bad
Smash big brain
I have smol parrot brain
VOTE: Nanook
Oy Iâm the bloody victim here
âHey that guy got shot letâs go stab himâ
You must be American
i am, unfortunately
can you afford health care? you donât have insurance so unless you can pay up weâre gonna have to kill you
Tie but a scratch
Shit howâd you know
I ainât no wuss I ainât need no fancy doctor
I just walk it off like the poor person I am
do americans even know what knives are? i thought yâall just shot everything
Guns donât spread butter well
Actually a butter gun sounds amazing tbh
i live in ca, weâre not allowed to have guns here
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hold the butter above your bread
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shoot butter with your SpaceX flamethrower
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bread is toasted and buttered simultaneously