BE YOURSELF MAFIA OVER

Do i want chicken pot pie
No i don’t
Will i eat a tender chicken thigh
No i won’t
I exclusively eat the wings
Cuz the wings are the things
That i do desire
Eat til it stings
And i’m breathin red fire
I’m a chicken wing buff
Can’t get enough
Eat em for every meal
Til i start to feel
Like my boyfriend’s been poundin me rough
You know what i’m sayin
In the dead of night i be prayin
That my sweet lil anus
Burned by fires so heinous
You’ll be cryin to mama
Or the dalai lama
Hopin for the salvation
Of reincarnation
Oh yes

Cause, like, Elli told me to be myself, but, like, right now myself is a moon goddess sent from on high to educate the masses about the validity and beauty of merpeople and they’re just, like, really being thick about it, like, they’re just being total volcano spirits, you knowww? So, like, I don’t know if this is like elli’s idea of a twisted joke but it’s nawt funny. Everyone should give me their desserts, like, right now, because I will literally kill a tree nymph if one more stupid leg having son of a goat herding dirt god says that merpeople aren’t real. In conclusion, YOLO, live love laugh your life, #preachtotheuglymasses #idowhatiwant #ichannelmarrianne

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Btw me and srceen are masons and we have a guilty on nanook so
VOTE: Nanook

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Are we really going through with that? Eh whatever. Doubt that both them are scum, my money’s on screen if there is one.

VOTE: StarV

voting me and claiming defiler sounds like a scum claim to me

Defiler sounds third party ish tbh

Oh, and a PSA that we are never TKing notmafia this game.

why not

Anyone that votes for notmafia should be shunned and thrown onto the island.

There’s a jester in the game

oh fuck, but why would it be notmafia?

Hang on let me track something down that’ll explain it better than anything I could say

I kept asking the same question but nobody answered me.

Scum nanook calls me scum every game.

VOTE: nanook
Can’t get anymore guilty.


@M2H

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You literally do this to me every game screen and it’s starting to get old. Fuck off.

pot meet kettle

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I stopped doing it to you when it stopped helping me read your alignment :woman_shrugging:

Pot meet kettle

Hello peat and repeat